Could Gucci Mane actually be cloned?

    Legendary rapper Gucci Mane got out of prison a few weeks ago and since then people have been amazed at how much weight he lost. Gucci, who was once a very fat person with a round belly, now is skinny and has a six-pack. Some people believe that Gucci was actually cloned and that the real Gucci is still in jail because he could not look this different-

 So we must think, could Gucci Mane actually be cloned?
Cloned Logically-
    Using the method used to clone a sheep named Dolly we could clone a human by the reproductive cloning method, in order to do this however you need to raise the child. So in order for this to be a method used to clone him you would have needed to clone him at birth. This means that all these 36 years we would´ve had two identical people named Radric Davis. To clone him we would need an egg donor then remove its nucleus and fuse it with a cell from the original Gucci Mane using electricity creating an embryo which would be implanted into a surrogate mother through In Vitro Fertilization (where the eggs are retrieved and fertilized by sperm in a lab). This might work, best case scenario is a 2% chance so we just got to hope that Guwop 2.0 was insanely lucky at birth. If this does work Gucci 2.0 would be at least 10 months younger than the actual Gucci. If we were to raise Gucci 2.0, we would have to conceal the fact that there is another Gucci. We must do this because if he finds out there is someone also named Radric Delantic Davis and that person also looks identical to him, he could get confused,  mad, or find out he is a clone and get jealous of the rich and famous Gucci. Which could make him depressed, and nobody should be depressed. So we should not let Gucci 2.0 find out about Gucci. In that case we should raise him far away in Russia. I choose the town of Novotroitsk in Orenburg Oblast, which isn´t too big with only 98,173 inhabitants (2010) and has a good economy with lots of small businesses. Here Gucci could learn English and Russian, stay away from rap music, and live off a healthy diet while living a normal life without knowing about the original Gucci. He may even open a deli called ´Delantic´s Deli´because that sounds good. At least until 2014, when government officials tell him that he could be famous and have a lot of money if he called himself ´Gucci Mane´and began rapping. Then they can get him to listen to Gucci and practice rapping like him for 2 years (not all the time, just when he can). Then he will be brought to the U.S. and release his first few singles, one being ´First Day Out Tha Feds´ all of the songs with the subject being coming back from incarceration and rapping.
   This method would be the most logical, although we have no idea what the government can do now, so here are some illogical ways that could become true.
Cloned Illogically-
    Has anyone else seen the first Pokémon movie, ´Mewtwo Strikes Back´? No? Well in the movie scientists clone the legendary Pokémon Mew into the most powerful Pokémon ever, Mewtwo. They do it by extracting a hair from the pokemon, analyzing the DNA and cloning it in a big machine located on New Island. They could´ve done this with Gucci and cloned him to make a strronger Gucci, one that raps clearer, and one with a six-pack. If it works with legendary Pokémon Mew it´ll work for the legendary rapper Gucci Mane, right? Totally, if so he would have powers to control the whole universe. So let´s thank Gucci Mane for not destroying all the people who got him incarcerated, as well as not destroying us.
  He could also be cloned like the Clones in the Star Wars movie ´Attac-
Don´t talk about those trashy movies?
Will do.

Gucci has been making some great music, ´First Day Out Tha Feds´ is cool and so is ´All my Children´. He also looks cool in the new Supreme ad. So it´s looking good for Gucci 2.0.

                                                                             --KSP--