The following event takes place in a Philadelphia neighborhood at around 7:00 PM.
76ers Fan: "I just turned on the television, hurry up!"
A twenty-five year old man with a Dirk Nowitzki Mavericks jersey walks out of a sloppy kitchen with a bowl of popcorn.
Mavs Fan: "The Sixers are going to lose man, we're pretty good"
76ers Fan: "Naw, Wroten is going to destroy Monta Ellis"
Mavs Fan: "Ain't gonna happen"
The Mavs fan reaches for popcorn as the Sixers fan looks into the Sports Illustrated NBA preview issue, where he finds the Sixers ranked very low.
76ers Fan: "This is BS!"
The Mavericks fan shakes his head at the disgust of the Sixers fan.
7:45 PM End of 1st quarter.
The Mavs fan is laughing very hard because by tthe end of the first quarter, the Mavs are leading 38-10.
76ers Fan: "We'll cut it down"
8:05 PM Half-Time.
The 76ers only score 19 while the Mavericks score 35 extending the lead to 44, it's 73-29.
The Mavs fan is laughing so hard his Pepsi max he was drinking is coming out of his nose making a hahaahahaahaKRGLGIKXhahaaha sound, very peculiar.
76ers Fan: "Okay that was digusting"
Mavs Fan: "Not as disgusting as that coaching!"
8:47 PM End of 3rd Quarter.
Mavs Fan: "Okay you guys scored 24, 2 points more than us, you guys are making progress"
76ers Fan: "...." too sad to talk.
9:30 PM Post-game conversation
Mavs Fan: "so sorry Bro... There's always next year."
76ers Fan: "DO YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO BE THINKING ABOUT NEXT YEAR AFTER 8 GAMES?!?!"
Mavs Fan: "no.."
76ers Fan: "Sorry."
Mavs Fan: "It's okay I would be angry too."
19 Pts, 8 Reb, 5 Ast for Michael Carter-Williams, 76ers, and 21 Pts, 3 Reb, 4 Ast for Dirk Nowitzki, Mavericks. Final Score: Mavs: 123 76ers: 70.
--KSP--
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